When King Henry VIII accuses you of adultery and has you beheaded because he wants a son.

When King Henry VIII accuses you of adultery and has you beheaded because he wants a son.

Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo
*looks around*
Is
Is anyone gonna say it
malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite
Can you help me? | Finding Dory (2016)
DORY HAD A WHALE FRIEND OMG OMG OMG
Thats why she could speak whale!!!!!!!
Omggggggg
Accurate.
Okay but the first set of gifs is not a joke like that’s literally how it goes.
One of the girls at work won’t get in the guy’s car unless he agrees to let her take photos of him and his license plate to text to her mother. If he gets mad or makes a fuss she cancels the date and goes back inside.